What’s important today won’t matter tomorrow
Yeah, so you got a problem. Sleep on it, sunshine. Put it off. Most problems can be safely ignored. You’ll be amazed how often they sort themselves out.
Everybody else is furiously improvising, so you can too
Show me an expert and I’ll show you a charlatan. FAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT, amigo.
Nobody thinks about you as much as you think about you
Really. They don’t. For example, I’m not thinking about you now. But I bet you are.
It’s OK to piss people off
But if you’re pissing everybody off, all the time, it’s time to stop being a dick.
Aspiration is for suckers
(arf)
Nobody tells all the truth, all the time
So lower your expectations of people. When put in a spot, people fib. It doesn’t mean we don’t love you.
Life doesn’t get better – only your perception of life improves
Your family comes first, but not to the detriment of everything else
You want to go out with the girls? Tell your husband to make his own dinner. And gents, you don’t need permission for that once-a-year trip to Vegas, you just need to communicate it properly.
You’re wrong as often as you’re right
So don’t dwell on either.